I am a Disco Dancer!!!

I attended one of the DJ nites conducted in office…..Generally people go to such nites to burn the dance floor. But me, nay…I’m different….I go to relish the musical waves which hit my ear and of course to watch the others dance. Unaware of this fact one of my colleagues asked me for a dance and got a blunt “No” for an answer. Only my feet tap along with the music…no other part of my body is stimulated unfortunately….

Me and dancing are way apart…We are like step sisters, who never get along…Lets see….hmmm…The first time I danced was in standard 3- The Sunflower dance. We had these frilly frocks and a sunflower around our face made out of crape paper…All I could remember doing was shake and nod my head…Well, if you could call that a dance ..then I did dance….The next time I took the floor was in the fresher’s party in my engineering years ..there I danced out of force and fear of ragging… and in the farewell party I danced out of sentiment….

When I dance I surely look like a chicken which is caught in between two trucks in a desperate attempt to cross the road…The movement of my hands and feet resembles those of a drowning soul…In short, I have two left feet when I dance….

Come to think of it…I’m not alone in this world who is bad at dancing….Sunny deol definitely sucks big time at dancing….My favorite star, Abhishek, is also not far off in this category…As an Abhishek fan I would say he’s improved a lot with the hip hop look in “Dus bahane” and “Bluffmaster”…My friend Shilpa is the one who would go to a discotheque and glue her self to the chair….well, I know many who are shy to dance but only a few like me, are not exactly shy, but are not good at the trade.

I love those ads of pepsi where John and the girl in the black skirt sway intimately…oohhhllaaa….And the one in which Hrithik says "I can’t dance”….

Well, I am one of those privileged people who make other dance to my tunes…..(I guess that would have sounded better in hindi)…
Anyway, naach baliye…